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TopperAdjourn.wav - I move
we adjourn. I second the motion. Aye. Aye. Aye. Carried- Young/Grant
TopperAllWrong.wav - I should
say so, though it's not my place, that everything is quite all
wrong.- Mowbray
TopperBarking.wav - Barking,
howling and biting permissible.- Grant
TopperBeehive.wav - I've got
a beehive in my stomach, but don't mention it.- Young
TopperBeFunny.wav - After all
these years, are you trying to be funny?- Burke
TopperBestFight.wav - Hey,
ya know, this is the best fight we ever had.- Grant
TopperBlondeHeart.wav -
Well, bless my blonde heart.- Shepard
TopperCantBe.wav - It can't
be! It mustn't be.- Young
TopperCantBeDone.wav - It
can't be done! I beg your pardon. I don't understand why it can't
be done. Look, try it. You try writing your name upside down and
backwards without stopping.- Grant/Young
TopperCantBeDoneSh.wav
- It can't be done!- Grant
TopperCarhat.wav -
Ohhhh! Look
at my car! Look at my hat.- Bennett/Grant
TopperChangeSubject.wav
- Ahh. Don't change the subject.- Grant
TopperChicken.wav - And then
to run all over the platform like a, like a silly chicken. I didn't
run like a silly chicken. I ran beautifully.- Burke/Young
TopperConventional.wav
- What do you suppose is the conventional thing to do now? I don't
know. We've never been conventional.- Grant/Bennett
TopperCop.wav - Oh, hush Marion.
Who have you dug up now? I didn't dig him up. He dug us up. Make
him go away. I can't, its a C-O-P. Oh, tell him we don't want
any.- Grant/Bennett
TopperDayOff.wav - Yes well,
then I think then perhaps you'd better take the day off. And do
whatever you do do on your day off.- Young
TopperDithering.wav - You
must be dithering.- Burke
TopperDontKnow.wav - I don't
know.- Grant
TopperExcentricity.wav
- Just a nervous eccentricity rather. It sometimes gets the better
of me.- Young
TopperFatHead.wav - Oh, say
anything that pops into your fat stupid head.- Young
TopperFriends.wav - Haven't
you any friends?- Young
TopperFunny.wav - Say, that's
funny.- Grant
TopperGetOut.wav - How do we
get out? Honey. You slide in and they carry you out. Oh no!- Bennett/Grant
TopperGoAway.wav - He didn't
know? Well, that's ridiculous. Nobody can go away and not know
where they've gone. Nobody can.- Burke
TopperGoggling.wav - Stop
goggling.- Young
TopperGoodDeed.wav - We gotta
have him. He's our good deed.- Grant
TopperGP.wav - Take my advice. Don't
let her make a guinea pig out of ya. You'll never be the same
again.- Grant
TopperGreatHelp.wav - Oh,
that's fine. You're a great help.- Grant
TopperHash.wav - A fine hash you've
made of things.
TopperHeyNoniNoni.wav -
Tralala tralala. With a hay noni noni and a hoo hoo hoo.- Young
TopperJitters.wav - See! Since
I quit drinking. No more jitters.- Grant
TopperLate.wav - Hold on there.
Hold on. There's nobody in there. Maybe they're late. Maybe they're
late. You see. You can't argue with him.- Cop/Grant/Bennett
TopperLifeShort.wav - Life
is so very short and we get so very little out of it.- Young
TopperLook.wav - Can't you look
where I'm goin?- Hotel detective
TopperMadeIt.wav - I made it!-
Grant
TopperMakeLivin.wav - Ah.
There must be an easier way to make a livin' than this.- Hotel
Detective
TopperMiddleAged.wav - Don't
you realize. We're middle aged.- Burke
TopperMiddleAgedLg.wav
-Life is so very short and we get so very little out of it. Don't
you realize. We're middle aged.- Young/Burke
TopperMistaken.wav - You must
be mistaken.- Burke
TopperMostMen.wav - Do you
realize that most men do not get chased out of the water like
trained seals?- Young
TopperMummy.wav - Why don'tcha
stop being a mummy for a few minutes and come to life. Of course
there's nothing wrong in being a mummy if you had any fun getting
that way. But I didn't you see.- Bennett/Young
TopperNinny.wav - Oh, don't be
foolish. I shudder to think what kind of a ninny you'd make if
you didn't have me to stop you.- Burke
TopperNo.wav -
Nonononono- Young
TopperNoCents.wav - No sense-
Grant
TopperNoSense.wav - And no
cents. No sense. I just said that Mr Kirby. So did I.- Young/Grant
TopperOlieOlie.wav - Alie
Alie Outs in Free- Bennett
TopperOnDuty.wav - Don't scare
me like that. You know I'm a bundle of nerves when I'm on duty.-
Hotel Detective
TopperOwnMind.wav - Well, I
suppose you're old enough to know your own mind, but..- Burke
TopperPinkLady.wav - Oh,
I've had a pink lady.-Grant
TopperPoorTopper.wav - Poor
Topper. Poor Topper. Poor Topper.- Grant/Bennett/Young
TopperPrivateOffice.wav
- Oh my goodness! She's gone into his private office.-Shepard
TopperPsst.wav -
Psst. Don't pssst
at me.- Shepard/Young
TopperPsstCute.wav - Go ahead
and psst at him. I think it's cute.- Bennett
TopperPullApart.wav -Somehow
I feel like if I could pull him apart I could put him together
again and he'd work much better. Catch. Oooh.-Bennett/Grant
TopperRest.wav - My pet. Resting
is the sort of thing you've got to work up to gradually. Umpf. 'Scuse me. It's very dangerous to rest all of a sudden.- Grant
TopperRunStocking.wav -
And I got a run in my stocking.- Bennett
TopperSeeThroughU.wav -
I can see through you too.- Grant
TopperShoot.wav - Okay, shoot.-
Grant
TopperShutEyes.wav - Honey,
do me a favor. What? Shut my eyes. Well, I'll shut your mouth.-
Grant/Bennett
TopperSillyWord.wav - Oh
Sparrows! Why do you use that silly word? Because you won't let
me swear like a gentleman.- Young/Burke
TopperSituation.wav - That's
the situation and the box it came in.- Bennett
TopperSoul.wav - His whole soul
is crying out for self expression.- Bennett
TopperTalkSelf.wav - I refuse
to say another word. I'm probably talking to myself anyway.- Young
TopperTalkToU.wav - Come here.
I want to talk to you.- Grant
TopperTeeter.wav - Don't teeter
Topper.- Grant
TopperTermites.wav - Something's
biting the man. Eating him from inside. Maybe termites.- Bennett/Grant
TopperTime.wav - Yeah. Yeah. Look
at the time. Look at the time. Yeah. Yeah.- Grant/ Restauranteur
TopperTiredSinging.wav
- Maybe the poor man's tired. I don't know why he should be tired.
We did all the singing.- Bennett/Grant
TopperTransparent.wav -
Oh George. Hmm? You're getting transparent.- Bennett/Grant
TopperUnderstand.wav - You,
you understand, don't you? Yes, I'm afraid I do.- Young/Bennett
TopperVulgar.wav - Please. Don't
be vulgar.- Burke
TopperWhatNot.wav - You, you
look like a 'what not'.- Burke
TopperWreckLives.wav - And
I will do my part to save what little I can from the wreck you've
made of our lives.- Burke
TopperYeah.wav - Yeah!- Grant
TopperYounger.wav - I think
you grow younger every year. I'd rather grow younger every day.-
Burke/Young
Constance Bennett
(Marion Kerby), Cary Grant (George Kerby), Roland Young (Cosmo Topper), Billie Burke
(Henrietta Topper)
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