Remember ... the
longer the quote, the larger the .wav file,
Which means ... the longer you have to wait to hear the quote.
Your patience will be worth the wait!!
pwt12years.wav
- How old were you when you learned to walk? I did pretty well by the time I was four.
When did you leave the farm? When I was 16. It couldn't have taken you 12 years to make up
your mind.- Grant/Blackmer
pwt9yold.wav - Is this
what you're crying about? Then what? It's just that I love you so much. And I went and put
all those candles on that cake when you're really only nine years old.- Grant/Crain
pwtafraid2.wav - How
afraid is 'that' afraid?- Grant
pwtalmost.wav - You've
got to do better than very and almost.- House
pwtalone.wav - I imagine
Shunderson, that when people need help the most it must sometimes seem as if they are all
alone in the world.- Grant
pwtanswer.wav - Then why
ask idiotic questions to which you already know the answers?- Grant
pwtassurance.wav - I
can't speak with as much assurance as I usually do because you just called me a pompous
know it all.- Grant
pwtbathroom.wav - I
would willingly entrust the life of my sister to your skills as a gynecologist. But I
would not let you conduct my three year old nephew to the bathroom.- Slezak
pwtbeeplong.wav -
Professor Lionel Barker. What happened? What happened. Did your train leave on Beep, Beep
or Beep, Beep, Beep? Beep, Beep, Beep. Your signal was Beep, Beep. Arthur's signal was
Beep, Beep. Mine was Beep, Beep, Beep. We'll soon find out about that. It was Beep, Beep,
Beep...and... What a bloody mess. And who's fault is it, my fine atomic friend? You can't
go around smashing everything you see you know. Everything isn't atoms. Yes it is. Not for
smashing it isn't. Not in my house and not in my train. Debra, get out of the way before
Professor Barker smashes you. He's on a smashing bend. Darling... Beep, Beep, Beep...those
were your orders. Beep, Beep, Beep. What's your signal to dispatch your train? Beep, Beep,
Beep. Beep, Beep. I told you so. Mine was Beep, Beep, Beep. Beep, Beep. Arthur, your's was
Beep, Beep, Beep. Beep, Beep. Beep, Beep, Beep. Beep, Beep. Now look, they're my trains,
and I'm the Chief Dispatcher. I know how I set them up. Beep for me, Beep, Beep, for you
and Beep, Beep, Beep from Arthur. What difference does it make? What difference does it
make? Look at this disaster. In case of disaster the responsibility remains with the Chief
Dispatcher.- Grant/Slezak/Blackmer
pwtbethat.wav - Are you
feeling sorry for yourself? I'm feeling sorry for you. Don't be. I love you. Be that.
Forgive me. Shut up. Love me.- Grant/Crain
pwtbingo.wav - A
malignant dysgerminoma. Professor Elwell, you're the only man I know who can say malignant
the way other people say 'Bingo'.- Cronyn/Grant
pwtbitfinger.wav -
Trouble with you is Elwell you never had a cadaver of your own. Much less one that bit
your finger.- Slezak
pwtbook.wav - Most of what
goes on in the world ain't in a book.- Hamilton
pwtbub.wav - I call him
Beelzebub because he's an evil dog.- Blackmer
pwtbutchers.wav - Do
you prefer the impressions given to their patients by so many of our colleagues that they
are doctors and not butchers? Bravo, Bravo- Grant/Slezak
pwtcompany.wav - I
can't say I approve of the company you keep.- Grant
pwtconduct.wav - And
besides, Noah would conduct on his way to be hanged.- Crain
pwtcrow.wav - Comes the
dawn I'll stand on that window sill and crow.- Grant
pwtdaydie.wav - The day
will die on a happy note at any rate.- Grant
pwtdays.wav - Did it ever
strike you that days die pretty much the way people do, fighting for ever last minute of
light before they give up to the dark.- Grant
pwtdiet.wav - It's my
unbalanced diet.- Grant
pwtdisaster.wav - The
results are often disasterous.- Grant
pwtdiscredit.wav -
How much discredit is enough.- Grant
pwtdispatcher.wav -
In case of disaster the responsibility remains with the Chief Dispatcher. As in a
catastrophe like this he either resigns or blows his brains out. I refuse to be held
accountable for the inability of two idiotic assistants to remember two simple signals.
Noah, Darling. I consider you high handed refusal to accept the testimony of two
responsible men is worse than idiotic. Under the circumstances I consider it criminal.
Your signal was Beep, Beep, Beep and you know it was Beep, Beep, Beep.-
Slezak/Grant/Blackmer
pwtdoc.wav - He was a doc.
A doc? He healed people. How? If I knew how I'd be a doc myself.- Hamilton/Cronyn
pwtdoc2.wav - When you say
doctor, do you mean school doctor, out of books? That is precisely what I mean. Can't say.
For my part I wouldn't get caught dead in a room with one of 'em. Miss Pickett, I am a
school doctor, out of books. That's one reason why the door is open.- Hamilton/Cronyn
pwtdochealer.wav -
Doc, healer, miracle worker, possible hypnotist. Check on narcotics administered.- Cronyn
pwtdoor.wav - I was
listening through the door.- Currie
pwtdoorlong.wav - If I
come in does the door get closed? Naturally. Then I don't come in. Why not? You know why
not, you're grown up. My dear Mrs. Pickett. Miss Pickett and don't butter me up. I have
conducted my affairs behind closed doors for 20 years. Not with me.- Hamilton/Cronyn
pwtdrhappy.wav - I'll
bet I know what you're thinking. Here comes Dr. Happiness, the good humor man. If he trys
to cheer me up, so help me I'll hit him with an ice bag.- Grant
pwtdrs.wav - Tell me, of
all the doctors you could have gone to, why did you pick me?- Grant
pwtdullwited.wav -
And I think it is understandable that from time to time he may seem a little confused, and
perhaps even a little dullwitted.- Grant
pwtdying.wav - You
certainly make dying a pleasure Dr. Praetorius. Well, we'll keep that our little secret
shall we? I wouldn't want that to get around.- Dean/Grant
pwtestimate.wav - You
overestimate both of us.- Cronyn
pwtexercise.wav -
Pardon me for getting up, it's the only exercise I take.- Grant
pwtfalling.wav - If you
really suddenly fell in love with me...No if. Why? I couldn't say, why? Haven't you ever
wondered? Falling as fast as I am I don't have time. A man as exact as you, with a reason
for everything. Then I'll find it. Any time in the next thirty or forty years I'll start
wondering.- Crain/Grant
pwtflattering.wav -
That's very flattering, thank you.- Grant
pwtfrightening.wav
- The frightening things we do sometimes when we're afraid to be afraid.- Grant
pwtfun.wav - It's been
fun.- Grant
pwtfunway.wav - It's
more fun this way.- Grant
pwthaveyou.wav - We'd
love to have you. We'll be happy to stay.- Crain/Grant
pwtheartless.wav -
She's old enough to know what she's doing. And to take what's coming to her. I never want
to hear you say anything as idiotic and heartless again. But Doctor. For one thing you're
a nurse and for another you're a woman. I'm ashamed of both of you. (Gunshot).-
Gilbert/Grant
pwtidiot.wav - Therefore
I have the right to point out to you that there are occasions when you behave like a
cephalic idiot.- Slezak
pwtinteresting.wav
- Interesting.- Cronyn
pwtinterupts.wav - I
am by nature a man who interrupts. However, I shall try.- Slezak
pwtintimate.wav - My
husband is intimate only with me.- Crain
pwtknow.wav - I didn't
know very much. Nobody did.- Hamilton
pwtliar.wav - She's a
liar.- Hamilton
pwtlittle.wav -
Professor Elwell, you're a little man. It's not that you're short. You're little, in the
mind and in the heart. Tonight you tried to make a man little who's boots you couldn't
touch if you stood on tiptoe on top of the highest mountain in the world. And as it turned
out, you're even littler than you were before.- Currie
pwtmaster.wav - Am I not
the master in my own house? To provide for your wife some contact with the world of
sensitivity of which you have no knowledge. Here, here.- Grant/Slezak/Blackmer
pwtmatter.wav - What's
the matter with you?- Cronyn
pwtmean.wav - What do you
mean?- Grant
pwtmeasles.wav - I
can't give you symptoms. It's love, not measles.- Crain
pwtmess.wav - What a
mess!- Crain
pwtmiracle.wav - Like
workin' a miracle.- Hamilton
pwtnature.wav - Well,
things do have a way of happening don't they? Old Mother Nature. Old Mother Nature knows
best.- Crain/Grant
pwtnerve.wav - The nerve
of some doctor's giving people up for lost as if they'd found them in the first place.-
Grant
pwtneutrons.wav - Tell
me Professor. Do the neutrons bombard the electrons or do the electrons do it to the
neutrons?- Grant
pwtnightmare.wav -
It's all such a crazy, mixed up nightmare!- Crain
pwtoh.wav - Oh!..OOh!-
female student
pwtok.wav - Okay?- Currie
pwtpatients.wav -
Patients are sick people, not inmates.- Grant
pwtphrase.wav - He
regrets exceedingly that he is unavoidably detained. A meaningless phrase which could
signify anything from oversleeping to being arrested for malpractice.- Klein/Grant
pwtpipsqeak.wav - You
can use more words more unpleasantly than any irritating little pipsqueak I've ever
known.- Slezak
pwtpompknow.wav - I've
got something to tell you, and as a pompous know it all...I didn't mean that, even when I
said it. As a pompous know it all it isn't going to be easy.- Grant/Crain
pwtpompus.wav - What are
you afraid of now? I'm not. Then stop behaving as if fear was something to be ashamed of.
Stop being such a pompous know it all, you don't even know what I'm crying about. Do you?
Yes!- Grant/Crain
pwtquickly.wav - Now a
days we find out about everything a lot more quickly than we used to.- Grant
pwtrecog.wav - Eh, eh,
eh! Be recognized!- Slezak
pwtrefering.wav - Are
you refering to me?- Slezak
pwtscouts.wav - A group
of Cub Scouts would know better than to crowd like this.- Grant
pwtsick.wav - One of the
few places that being sick is the right to feel good and miserable and don't let any
doctor tell you differently.- Grant
pwtsound.wav - (Hhhmm)-
Grant
pwtsounds.wav -
(Ahah....Umhummm)- Cronyn/Grant
pwtspare.wav - Spare me
your philosophy.- Cronyn
pwtspeech.wav - You have
always evidenced a remarkable tolerance for this strange and mysterious man. His
qualifications have been questioned. His blundering and slow wittedness have caused
complaint. And yet you have protected him at all times to the fullest extent of your
authority. His qualifications concern no one but me since his responsibility is to no one
but me. As to his so called blundering and so called slow wittedness, perhaps I overlook
them because I know the reason for them.- Cronyn/Grant
pwtsuggestion.wav -
This is only a suggestion, but..- Grant
pwttherapy.wav - Bad
therapy is never good economy.- Grant
pwtthoughfulness.wav
- I appreciate your thoughtfulness, but I consider this trial to be a trial.- Grant
pwttry.wav - You couldn't
understand. I could try.- Crain/Grant
pwtunusual.wav - It's
most unusual. It's an unusual world Uriah.- Klein/Grant
pwtusedall.wav - Well,
some healers use one thing, some use another. But Doc Praetorius used 'em all.- Hamilton
pwtwasthat.wav - What
was that?- Grant
pwtweakness.wav - An
unmistakable symptom of human weakness.- Grant
pwtwell.wav -Well!- Grant
pwtwhy.wav - Why? I had to
that's all. Why? Because. Why? I had reasons. What? They were private and personal. I
don't have to tell you everything. Why?- Grant/Crain
pwtwife.wav - A woman has
yet to be born that doesn't in her heart believe that she'll make her husband a much
better wife than he has any possible right to expect.- Grant
pwtword.wav - Ahh, the
good word gets around, doesn't it?- Grant
pwtwrong2.wav - You
couldn't be more wrong.- Grant
Cary Grant (Dr.
Noah Praetorius), Jeanne Crain (Annabel Higgins), Finlay Currie (Shunderson),
Hume Cronyn (Prof. Elwell) Walter Slezak (Prof. Barker)
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