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HGFAccusations.wav
- If you have any accusations to make, make them in the proper manner. Otherwise I'll have
to ask you to get out.- Grant
HGFAfraid.wav - Ah, now,
you're not afraid are you?- Grant
HisGFAintU.wav - Ain't
you funny?- Mack
HGFAlbanyToo.wav -
Oh, well that will be nice. Yes, yes. A home with mother, in Albany too!- Grant
HGFAmSorry.wav - Oh, I
am sorry.- Grant
HisGFAnyTPW.wav - I'd
know you any time, any place, any where.- Grant/Russell
HisGFArchieLeach.wav -
Whenever you think you've got the Morning Post licked it's time for you to get out of
town. Whistling in the dark. Well that isn't going to help you this time. You're through.
Listen the last man who said that to me was Archie Leach, just a week before he cut his
throat. That so. That so. We've been in worse jams than this, haven't we Hilde? Nope.-
Russell/Kolb/Grant
HisGFArmFire.wav - I'd
put my arm in fire for you, up to here. Now you can't double- cross me.- Grant
HGFAttaGirl.wav - Atta
girl.- Grant
HisGFBabe.wav
- Absurd on
the face of it. Walter, he's talking like a child. Out of the mouths of babes. Hi Babe.
Kolb/Grant/Gilbert
HisGFBellamy.wav - What
does he look like? He looks like ah, that fella in the movies, you know, Ralph Bellamy. Oh
him?- blonde Evangeline/Grant
HGFBetterThanEver.wav
- Hey, I'm better than I ever was.- Grant
HisGFBlowOwnHorn.wav
- Shall we announce you? Oh, no, no. I'll blow my own horn.- Operator/Russell
HisGFBrainTrust.wav
- If he wasn't crazy before he would by the time ten of those baby's got through
psychoanalyzing him. Give me the desk. Is this guy Eggelhofer any good? Figure it out for
yourself. He's the guy they sent to Washington to interview the braintrust. He said they
were sane.- Newsmen
HisGFCharm.wav - He's got
a lot of charm. He comes by it naturally. His grandfather was a snake.- Bellamy/Russell
HisGFChimp.wav - Now get
this you double-crossing chimpanzee.- Russell
HisGFChineseGong.wav
-Now get this you double-crossing chimpanzee. There ain't gonna be any interview and there
ain't gonna be any story. And that certified check of yours is leaving with me in twenty
minutes. I wouldn't cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up.
And if I ever lay my two eyes on you again I'm going to walk right up to you and hammer on
that monkey skull of yours until it rings like a Chinese gong.- Russell
HisGFChump.wav - Come on
honey. Whatta think I was a chump?- Grant
HisGFChumpLG.wav- Come
on honey. Whatta think I was a chump? I mean I thought you didn't love me. What were you
thinking with? I don't know.- Grant/Russell
HGFCrippled.wav -
What's the matter with you guys? Crippled or something?- Newsman
HisGFCry.wav - Aw honey.
Honey, don't don't cry please. Awe come on. I didn't mean to make you cry, Honey. What's
the matter with you? You never cried before.- Grant
HGFDameNow.wav - A
WHAT! Well you can't stop for a dame now!- Grant
HisGFDenyLg.wav - You
don't deny that do you Walter? Deny it! I'm proud of it.- Russell/Grant
HGFDimple.wav - Well, I
don't wanta brag. But I've still got the dimple. And in the same place.- Grant
HGFDisease.wav - I
ought to know better than to hire anybody with a disease!- Grant
HisGFDontDoThat.wav
- Don't do that. Put er back, put er back.- Qualen
HisGFDontKnow.wav -
Oh, I don't know. That would make me feel pretty funny.- Bellamy
HisGFDoToU.wav - It
frightens me to think of what I'd like to do to you.-Kolb
HisGFDreams.wav - Been
seeing me in your dreams?- Grant
HGFDynamiteIt.wav -
We might dynamite it. Could we?- Orth/Grant
HisGFExcuseMe.wav -
(Russell talking over it but had to include it) Excuse me will ya, I'm talkin' to him.-
Grant
HisGFExcuseMe2.wav -
Excuse me Madame. Are you referring to me?- Grant
HisGFForgotThere.wav
- I'm awfully sorry. I forgot you were there.- Egglehofer
HGFGeehosaphat.wav
- Jumping Geehosaphat!-Grant
HisGFGladToDoIt.wav -
No, no. I'm glad to do it. Glad to do it.- Grant
HisGFGoodMan.wav - Now
look here my good man. You shut up.- Grant/Bellamy
HGFGuiltyWorld.wav
- I'm not guilty. It's just, just the world.- Qualen
HGFGuyTryin.wav -
Alright. Ya can't blame a guy for tryin'.- Biberman
HisGFHanging.wav -
Boys, after all, this is a hanging and it's going to go according to schedule.-Lockhart
HisGFHave2.wav - If you
have to you have to. He had to.- Grant/Russell
HisGFHitler.wav - Take
Hitler and stick him on the funny page!- Grant
HGFHSebastian.wav -
Oh! H Sebastian Jumpin'. I'm trying to concentrate!- Grant
HisGFHungUpLG.wav -
Oh, good evening madame. Now listen you ten cent glamour girl, you can't keep Butch away
from his duty. What's that? You say that again and I'll come over there and kick you in
the teeth. Hey! What kind of language is that? Now look here you. mmmmm She hung up. What
did I say?- Grant
HGFIHaveSay.wav - Are
you gonna listen to what I have to say?- Russell
HisGFImHere.wav - If
things get rough remember I'm here.- Bellamy
HGFImHerelg.wav -If
things get rough remember I'm here. I'll come runnin' partner.- Bellamy/Russell
HisGFInsigPimple.wav
- Listen you insignificant, square toed, pimple-headed spy, do you realize what you're
doing?- Grant
HGFJackLondon.wav -
Now get the sense of the animal at bay. Sorta Jack London style? Exactly. I'll just get my
rhyming dictionary... Doesn't have to rhyme. Doesn't have to rhyme.- Grant/Truex
HisGFLampWindow.wav
- There's been a lamp burning in the window for you honey, here. Oh, I jumped out that
window a long time ago Walter.- Grant/Russell
HisGFlaugh.wav - (laugh)-
Grant
HisGFLicked.wav - You
win, I'm licked.- Grant
HGFLickedLG.wav
-(laugh) Alright Hilde, you win, I'm licked.- Grant
HGFLightening.wav -
It's a wonder a bolt of lightening don't come down and strike you all dead.- Mack
HisGFLoathsome.wav -
You're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.- Russell
HisGFLook.wav - Here,
what are you doing? Just wanted to look at it.- Bellamy/Grant
HisGFLooney.wav -
WWWWhat's the matter with you? Are you looney?-Orth
HisGFLordUniv.wav -
Is the Lord of the Universe in? Yes, he's in. In a bad humor. Somebody must have stolen
the crown jewels. Shall we announce you? No, no, no. I'll blow my own horn.-
Russell/operators
HGFLoveLorn.wav - Oh
hello Peaches. How's advise to the love lorn? My cat just had kittens again. It's your own
fault.- Russell/Columnist
HisGFLuck.wav - Better
luck to you next time.- Russell
HGFMamaDream.wav - Oh
no, Mama doesn't dream about ya anymore.- Russell
HGFMarriedAgain.wav
- If we find we can't get along in a friendly fashion, we'll get married again.- Grant
HisGFMarvelous.wav -
Oh you're marvelous.- Grant
HGFMeetMother.wav -
You must come up and meet my mother.- Grant
HGFMissing.wav - You'll
find lots of things missing.- Russell
HisGFMockBig.wav - This
will bring us back together again. Just the way it used to be. That's what I'm afraid of.
Any time, any place, any where. Don't mock me. This is bigger than anything that ever
happened to us.- Grant/Russell
HisGFMockTurtle.wav
- Get back in there you mock turtle.- Grant
HGFNails.wav - If you was
worth breakin' my nails on I'd tear your face wide open.- Mack
HisGFNewspapermen.wav
- They ain't human. I know, they're newspapermen.- Mack/Russell
HisGFNice.wav - Oh. Well
that will be nice.- Grant
HisGFNiceGoing.wav -
I don't get it. (ouch from the waiter) Nice going.- Grant
HisGFNo.wav - Noooo. I don't
think so.- Gilbert
HGFNobleOnce.wav -
Honey, can't ya understand? I'm tryin' to do something noble for once in my life. Now get
out of here before I change my mind.- Grant
HisGFNoDidnt.wav - No,
she didn't.- Bellamy
HGFNoIDidnt.wav - No.
I didn't Hilde.- Bellamy
HGFNoKiddingSmirk.wav
- smirk/laugh. No kidding? laugh- Grant
HisGFNoseOut.wav - Is
this any concern of yours? Oh no. From now on I'll thank you to keep your nose out of my
affairs.- Grant/stranger
HGFOnContrary.wav -
On the contrary, on the contrary.- Grant
HisGFOsteopath.wav -
Will you take your hands off me? What are you playing, osteopath?- Russell
HGFOsteopathLg.wav
-Will you take your hands off me? What are you playing, osteopath? Temper, temper-
Russell/Grant
HisGFPancake.wav - I
know, I know. You know, you know. You got the brain of a pancake.- Russell/Grant
HisGFPhonograph.wav
-Ahh, put it on a phonograph.- Newsman
HisGFProdUseCrazy.wav
- Maybe that's way. Sure it is. Yes, that's what I thought of. Production for use. It's
simple isn't it? Very simple. There's nothing crazy about that, is there? Nope, nothing at
all.- Qualen/Russell
HisGFProposeTight.wav
- I suppose I proposed to you? Well, you practically did. Making googoo eyes at me for two
years, until I broke down. Oh Walter! And I still claim I was tight the night I proposed
to you. If you'd been a gentleman you'd have forgotten all about it. But not you. Why you.
- Grant/Russell
HisGFRelieves.wav - Oh
well. That relieves my mind.- Grant
HGFRooster.wav - No,
no, leave the rooster story alone, that's human interest.- Grant
HGFScuseMe2.wav - Ah,
scuse me, scuse me?- Grant
HGFShuddering.wav -
Well you wouldn't have taken me if I hadn't been doll faced. Well, why should I? I thought
it'd be a novelty to have a face around here a man could look at without shuddering.-
Russell/Grant
HisGFSimplifys.wav
- Alright. That simplifies it doesn't it?- Grant
HisGFSimpleLG.wav -
Can't locate him. He's out fishin'. How many places to fish are there? At least two, the
Atlantic and Pacific. Alright that simplifys it doesn't it?- Orth/Grant
HisGFSlapHappy.wav -
He should make some girl real happy. Umhumm. Slaphappy.- Russell
HisGFSorry.wav - Sorry to
see you go. Darn sorry.- Grant
HGFSound1.wav -
(sound)-Grant
HGFSound2.wav -
(sound)-Grant
HGFSound3.wav -
(sound)-Grant
HGFSound4.wav -
(sound)-Grant
HGFSound5.wav -
(sound)-Grant
HGFSound6.wav -
(sound)-Grant
HisGFStillAtIt.wav - I
see you're still at it.- Russell
HGFStinker.wav - I
often wish you weren't such a stinker.- Russell
HisGFStrange.wav -
That's strange.- Grant
HisGFTalking.wav - Now
you're talking!- Grant
HGFTemper2.wav -
Temper, temper- Grant
HisGFThankU.wav - Scuse
me, what you say? I said thanks for everything. Nonsense. Don't thank me. I should thank
you- Grant/Bellamy
HisGFThinkWith.wav -
I mean I thought you didn't love me. What were you thinking with? I don't know.-
Russell/Grant
HisGFUnseenPower.wav
- What did I tell ya. An unseen power.- Grant
HGFWellDry.wav - You
never miss the water til the well runs dry.- Grant
HisGFWhat.wav - What.-
Grant
HGFWhat10.wav - What?-
Grant
HisGFWhat2.wav -What?-
Orth
HisGFWhat3.wav - What?-
Russell
HisGFWhat4.wav - What?-
Grant
HGFWhat5.wav - What?-
Orth
HGFWhat6.wav - What?-
Grant
HGFWhat7.wav - What?-
Russell
HGFWhat8.wav - What?-
Russell
HGFWhat9.wav - What?-
Everybody
HisGFWhatWant.wav -
What do you want?- Grant
HGFWhatX2.wav - What?
What??- Grant
HGFWifeBusiness.wav
- Oh, no, no, no. Come on Bruce. I wouldn't use my wife for business.- Bellamy/Grant
HisGFWifeWant.wav - My
wife wouldn't want me to do that.- Gilbert
HGFWind.wav - Well you
kind of took the wind out of my sails.- Grant
HisGFWiseGuys.wav - A
lot of wise guys ain't ya?- Mack
HisGFWishBorn.wav -
You're gonna wish you'd never been born.- Grant
HisGFWrong.wav - Oh,
that's wrong isn't it.- Grant
Cary Grant (Walter
Burns), Rosalind Russell (Hildy Johnson), Ralph Bellamy (Bruce Baldwin), Helen Mack
(Molly Malloy), Clarence Kolb (Mayor), Billy Gilbert (Pettybone), John Qualen
(Earl Williams)
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