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 WINNER!
Submitted by
Esther Park
"Hello,
POLICE?....
This is Cary Grant.
I'm being surrounded...
What? Yes!
Of course it's THE Cary Grant!
I don't care if
you don't believe
me.
Now listen here fellas,
I'm calling from the lobby
of the Hotel
George.
HOTEL GEORGE!
There is a mob of women here
calling themselves warbrides or something or other.
They're
after me!
They're coming this way.
Please hurry!"
2nd
Place Tie
Cary Grant upon
learning that actor Danny DeVito has been selected to play the
dashing movie star in the big screen version of "Cary Grant: A
Touch of Elegance".
Submitted by
Debbie Moran
2nd
Place Tie
"I MARRIED
WHO????"
Submitted by
Tina Corbin
3rd Place
'Your
what?!'
Submitted by
Morag
Other captions
submitted:
"Ohhh??!?!
Who??? Ahhhh...... Who???
Suzy who???? Ahhhh, what was that name again?
Ummm.....you must have the wrong number..."
Sexagenarian Movie
Star Cary Grant upon learning that the love of his life, Debbie
Dunlap, is over 24 and thus not suitable to become the sixth Mrs.
Cary Grant.
Style icon Cary Grant upon hearing
that he is Jennifer Lopez's fashion inspiration.
Perennially
tanned Cary Grant upon hearing the latest Surgeon General's Report
that repeated sun exposure can affect sexual performance.
The
voice of doom calling? Who's leg are you trying to pull, Jim!
Gabriella, Gabriella
are you there, the line is breaking up? GABRIELLA!!!
"Betsy!? You're in town!!
How lovely!"
(While on location for The Pride
and Passion)
Shocked
and disappointed Cary Grant upon learning that members of the E-Mail
Warbrides, an on-line fan
club, are only interested in him for his
mind.
Cary Grant, circa
1958, upon being told that Sophia Loren is actually the stage name
for 35 year old cross dresser Morris Hopper, son of Hollywood
rumorist Hedda Hopper.
Hello!!
Mayberry Sheriff’s office??
Well,
Clark, the phone BOOTHS are down the hall,
but I'll only be a -- where'd he go?
Cary
Grant upon discovering as reported in the New England Journal of
Medicine that repeated usage of LSD is greatest among eunuchs and
used car salesmen.
"My
Girl Friday is North By Northwest with Suzy on a Houseboat.
Got it Father Goose! Will this make me Notorious??
What?? I Was A Male WARBRIDE!!!!
Confound it -- I
got Kaplan's answering machine again!
Oh,
just put that plank by the jukebox!
Cary Grant on being
asked by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to present
the Best Actress Award to Suzy Parker for her role in "Kiss
Them For Me." Cary's response: "Of course, I
wood."
Cary: with clenched teeth
"Can someone please help me--I can't feel my fingers!!
"Two panes of glass, surrounded
by plastic. What a novel idea!"
"Hi, Cary
Grant. Regis Philbin here from ' Who wants to be a
Millionaire.' I'm here with Maureen Donaldson and she's one
question away from winning $1,000,000 and she needs your help.
She'll read the question and two possible answers. Go ahead,
Maureen: 'Cary, what does the latin word "rattus"
mean? A. small, long-tailed rodent or B. a
despicable, sneaky person, especially one who betrays her
friends?'"
Many
thanks to all of the participants in this contest: Krista,
Morag, Tina Corbin, Debbie Moran, Aileen
Mackintosh, Selena Richardson, Carey Martin, Dolly, Elaine
Abram
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